Friday, August 17, 2007

A Wonderful Friday!

Today at 5:00 pm I leave work and go straight to West Fort Worth to pick up my daughter! I am so excited. It has been so hard only seeing my baby girl every other weekend while she was at her dad's this summer. I miss that little stinker and I can't wait to have her home again full time! YAY!!!!

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My Kids Will Hate Me

Star in Your Own JibJab! It's Free!This website is kick-ass and provides hours of endless useless entertainment! Enjoy Christian and Skye getting their grove on, haha!

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Thursday, August 16, 2007

Got Time To Kill?

I spent all this time answering these retarded questions only to find that My Space wouldn't let me post it on my blog there. UGH Ok, here it is!

Got Time To Kill?
EIGHT Lasts
1. Last cigarette: 5 minutes ago
2. Last beverage: right now (cup of coffee)
3. Last phone call: a customer calling in to place an order
4. Last text message: David
5. Last CD played: mix cd in my car
6. Last bubble bath: wow, don’t recall. I prefer showers.
7. Last time you cried: last night talking to my daughter on the phone and she told me she’s been counting down the days until she comes back home to me.
8. Last meal: Spaghetti and Meatballs last night

EIGHT Have You’s
1. Have you ever dated someone twice? Yes
2. Have you ever been cheated on? Oh yeah
3. Have you ever bought condoms? Yep!
4. Have you ever kissed someone & regreted it? I have disappointments but no regrets
5. Have you ever fallen in love? yeah
6. Have you ever lost someone? Ok, who made up these questions?
7. Have you ever been depressed? No, my life is perfect. Yeah I’ve been depressed! Sheesh!
8. Have you ever been drunk and thrown up? unfortunately


Name SIX things you did in the past three days
1. slept
2. drove
3. showered
4. ate
5. worked
6. walked

List THREE people you can tell pretty much anything to
1.Cyndi
2. Kim
3. Karrie (an awesome friendship in the works!)

List THREE favorite colors
1.red
2. blue
3. black

List TWO things you want to do before you die

1. visit Australia
2. Meet my grandchildren

SO FAR IN 07,,…

Been to school – to drop off my kids
Made a new friend- within an unfortunate circumstance but either way I am grateful
Fallen out of love – you have to be IN love to fall out
Done something you swore never to do – no, not really. You’ll never hear me say, “I’LL NEVER DO that.” Wait, that’s a paradox.
Laughed until you cried – oh yes
Went behind your parents back – I’m 30 years old for crying out loud
Met someone who changed your life – Not changed but certainly influenced
Gotten close to someone- yep
Found out who your true friends were – oh yes, for sure!

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF……

1. Bush? Don’t get me started

2. Gay Marriage? I have no right to judge anyone nor how they chose to live their life. Do as thou will an it harm none!

4. Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight

5. Do you have a crush? Not since elementary school

6. Who is the best hugger that you know? My kids

7. Do you believe in love at first sight? I believe in lust at first sight
8. Is there something you want to tell someone? Always. You can never tell people enough how much you love them.


9. What brand of shirt are you wearing? I have no clue. It’s a golf shirt with my company’s logo on it.


10. Would you kiss anyone on your top friends? yep and I have!


11. Do you have “A thing” for anyone on your top friends? A “thing”? wtf? These questions crack me up.


12. How many people on your top friends? 28
13. How many kids do you want to have? 2 that are mine by blood, one that is mine by love.


14. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? Next question please

15. Do you wanna change your name? nope! In fact, I don’t even want to change my LAST name again!


16. What did you do for your last birthday? Celebrated my freedom and enjoyed not having to answer to anyone (those close to me understand why)


17. What time did you wake up today? Which time? I woke up a few times at least.


18. What were you doing at midnight last night? I was in bed 


19. Name something you CANNOT wait to do: Pick up my baby girl tomorrow!


20. Last time you saw your dad? Wow, in April


21. What is one thing you wish you could change about yourself? This could go on all day long.


22. Which hand do you like better? I’m a proud lefty


23. What are you listening to right now? My boss reading her e-mails out loud yet to herself


24. Have you ever talked to Tom? nope


25. Have you ever donated money to a good cause? Oh yes


26. Have you ever talked about someone behind their back? Sure, who hasn’t? I was 13 years old once.

27. Least favorite month? August (I hate the new school year starting!)

28. What’s the last piece of clothing you borrowed from anyone? A t-shirt from Kim


29. Who’s getting on your nerves right now? No one


30. Most visited webpage? I would have to say my e-mail inboxes


31. Would you help your friend fight if he/she is losing? I’d help even if they were winning! Me and my girls stick together no matter what.


32. Coke or Pepsi? Dr Pepper


33. What’s the worst day of your life? A day sometime in my past


34. Have you kissed or been kissed by anyone in the past week? Yep! My son all the time


35. Do you disagree with a lot of things going on in the world? Why would I? Isn’t the world a perfect place?


36. Do you think there’s some models out there, that should lose a few pounds? I could care less.

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Wednesday, August 15, 2007

Too Damn Funny

This was in the Washington Post... the title of the article was "Best Come Back Line Ever."

In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, 22 year old white male, in a pumpkin patch 11:38 p.m. on Friday night.

On Monday, at the Gwinnett County courthouse, Lawrence was charged with lewd and lascivious behaviour, public indecency, and public intoxication.

The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch on his way home from a drinking session when he decided to stop, "You know how a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles or at least I thought there wasn't anyone around" he stated in a telephone interview.

Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged 'need.' "Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment.

In the process of doing the deed, Lawrence failed to notice an approaching police car and was unaware of his audience until officer Brenda Taylor approached him.

"It was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he's just banging away at this pumpkin."

Officer Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence .

"I said, "Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?"

He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then he looked me straight in the face and said.....

"A pumpkin? ..... Shit...is it midnight already?"

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