The Davis' had a farm

Now that everyone is well (it passed me up, woooo hoooo!) the Ford- Collins family will be off to the farm for Thanksgiving to spend the holiday with the Davis family. I am so glad that everybody got sick a week BEFORE the holiday!

So Women DO have a brain.....

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday morning; it's a bad one.Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt. God works in Mysterious ways.After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, "So you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow, just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must be a sign from God that we should meet and be friends and live together in peace for the rest of our days."Flattered, the man replies, "Oh yes, I agree with you completely, this must be a sign from God!"The woman continues, "And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune." Then she hands the bottle to the man.The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle and then hands it back to the woman. The woman takes the bottle and immediately puts the cap back on, and hands it back to the man. The man asks,"Aren't you having any?"The woman replies, "No. I think I'll just wait for the police.... " MORAL OF THE STORY: Women are clever, evil bitches. Don't mess with us.

The Kids

Well, apparently there is a nasty bug going around. Sunday evening Christian complained about his stomach hurting. I didn't think anything of it because Skye had accidentally hit him in the stomach when they were rough-housing earlier that evening. Of course an hour later, he was throwing up. He threw up all night long. So, I took Monday off to stay home with Christian and to get some sleep. By Monday evening, Christian was doing much better and even trying to eat again. I think I went through a case of Lysol that day.
Just when I thought it was safe, Jen gets sick last night. She was horribly sick all night long; bad enough to make Linda Blair jealous. Ok, maybe the bug will stop with her. NOOOOO such luck. Skye wakes up this morning complaining her tummy hurts. While I'm getting ready for work, here she comes running into the bathroom, barely making it to the toilet. *SIGH* So, I'm off to take Christian to school, Jen is passed out at the house and can barely move, and I'm running Skye to the babysitter's and trying not to be too late for work. Sure enough, Skye gets sick yet again in my car. Now, I took a bag for the ride just in case. However, she forgot to open the bag and didn't get it opened in time. So, I was even later to work than predicted due to cleaning out my car. So, it's just a matter of time for this to travel over to me. Yipee.

Things You Can Only Say On Thanksgiving

01. Talk about a huge breast!
02. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.
03. It's Cool Whip time!
04. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!
05. That's one terrific spread!
06. I'm in the mood for a little dark meat.
07. Are you ready for seconds yet?
08. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?
09. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!
10. Don't play with your meat.
11. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.
12. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?
13. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!
14. You still have a little bit on your chin.
15. How long will it take after you stick it in?
16. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.
17. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!
18. That's the biggest one I've ever seen