Ten Reasons......

TEN REASONS TO GO TO WORK NAKED
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> 10. No one ever steals your chair.
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> 9. Gives "bad hair day" a whole new meaning.
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> 8. Diverts attention from the fact that you also came to work drunk.
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>7. People stop stealing your pens after they've seen where you keep
them.
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> 6. You want to see if it's like the dream.
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> 5. To stop that creepy ENGINEER guy from looking down your blouse.
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> 4. "I'd love to chip in... but I left my wallet in my pants."
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> 3. Inventive way to finally meet that 'special' person in Human
>Resources.
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> 2. Can take advantage of your computer monitor radiation to work on
your

>tan..
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> And...drum roll... the Number One reason to go to work naked:
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> 1. Your boss will never say, "I wanna see your ass in here by 8:00!"
ever
>again.