A Joke From Cyndi

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital.
One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph jumped into the deep end.

He sank to the bottom of the pool. Edna jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Ralph out. When the Head Nurse heard of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, since she now considered her to be mentally stable.

The nurse went to tell Edna the news, "Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by saving the life of another patient. The bad news is, right after you saved him, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt. I am so sorry, but he's dead."

Edna replied "He didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry. So when do I go home?